What’s in my handbag? The real question is: do I even own a handbag?
As you well know, I’m not the girliest of girls. I climbed trees, scraped knees and rode bikes for the better half of my young life. Ain’t nobody got time for dresses, tutus, and ponytails. OK, I lie about that last one, but you know what I mean. I mean, what’s better than running in shorts, topless and playing in the water all day with the boys?
Nothing, I tell you. NOTHING.
OK, OK, back to the subject at hand.
I’m slightly obsessed with bags. Handbags to be exact. I just don’t make it such a big deal. If I had more money, I’d have a whole closet or display cupboard/box/whatever of bags. I’d probably never use it. Just bask in all its glory and beauty.
The bougie life, I tell you.
So without further ado, here’s
What’s In My Handbag
There are cards from shops I can’t even afford to shop at, as well as cards I’m not sure why I have. Guess I like a full purse. Makes me look important, you know. And not to mention all the different colours. I’m crazy like that.
If I don’t have this necessity, I feel naked and like I can’t take on the world. My luscious lips need all the moisture they can get. Also, it’s a good thing to give people with crusty lips when you don’t want them touching your good stuff.
Lip gloss/ lip stuff
This is for the fancy girl in me. I love the Chinese ones that smell like fruity flavors. They make the lips shine and so sexy. I also like Black Opal and love to go all out when I’m feeling especially Sasha Fierce.
My hands are forever dry. I don’t know why. They love moisture so I love to go for things with natural things like honey and glycerin. They must also be nice smelling. Can’t be sharing stuff that’s odorless.
You would not believe the number of people that have sweaty, dirty hands that wanna be rubbing their stuff on yours. Lord help me. so they come in handy (no pun intended!) for such occasions. They come in handy for many other things too. Every woman needs them in her life.
Doesn’t it annoy you when people always come to you for tissue because you’re the only who ever has? Story of my life. Tissue is an essential item to have in every woman’s handbag.
Hairclips and scrunchies
Because you never know when your silly hair is going to be disloyal. Otherwise known as bobby pins, life savers. Especially for a naturalista.
Cloth for cleaning glasses
It’s surprising how often I have to clean my glasses throughout the day. Who knew my eyes breath and sweat too?
My neck is always cold so I never go anywhere without a scarf. A chilly wind could be the thing that upsets a perfectly pleasant day.
This could be anything. Maybe a pair of shoes. Just kidding. That’s just doing the most. I don’t know, sweets, gum, band-aid. That sort of stuff.
As you can see, what’s in my handbag isn’t all that exciting. It’s just essential stuff. What’s in your handbag? Id love to hear from you. Comment below!