I could cry. Pet peeves are the WORST things in the world. I swear it’s like certain people do things just to annoy me.
Some have even told me that they like telling me shocking things just to see my reaction.
Craziness, I tell you. Or cruelty. Take your pick.
The first one drives me insane:
People talking over me
Like did you not see I was owning the conversation? Were you unaware that I was speaking? Or maybe you thought it was a fly whizzing past? *death stare*
People eating MY food like it’s theirs
We all know these people. The ones that take one too many crisps or sweets. Like they bought the dang thing! I really cannot. Don’t get me wrong. I like to share food. But only when I know you’re not going to be greedy about it. Makes me sick just thinking of it.
People who don’t respect my personal space
Girl, you better be blessed for having me in your space. I’d much rather be at home in bed with a good book than chatting with you, but I did you a favor by entertaining your nonsense banter. Don’t make me regret leaving my bed today.
People who don’t bath properly
Help me, Lord. You can tell because of the stench that comes from them. If it’s not the stench from the body, then it’s the way the lotion doesn’t quite cover their body like it should. Or the clothes may be dirty because of the dirty body…*squirms*
People that are ALWAYS complaining
I have a lot of this kind of people in my life. Some of them I can’t get away from. Poor me. I’m working on it, though. This suffering must end. I’m young for this nonsense. The sun is shining and you’re not disabled. Stop complaining!
People who don’t discipline their little “angels”
Naughty children are little demons, NOT angels. Let’s face it. All parents think the world of their kids, but there are those who shouldn’t. A misbehaving child should be smacked when they do something bad. Not let to run loose. Then people wonder why the world is such a mess. Charity begins at home.
People who are chronically late
Clearly, you don’t respect me or my time. That’s why I tell you 2 pm for a 5 pm event because I know you need the extra three hours you don’t know about yet.
People who talk too much
There’s more to life than the sound of your voice, honey. Take it down a notch and enjoy that sound. What sound? The sound of silence.
People with crusty feet
I may be biased on this one because God has blessed me with beautiful hands and feet, but COME ON! Women need to learn to look after themselves. No eagle claws, please. This is one of those pet peeves I absolutely cringe at. I feel like trooping the women off to the spa to get themselves sorted out. One day when I’m rich, I will.
Talking through a movie
Then you have the audacity to ask me what’s going on. Guess what? We’d both know what’s up if you just shut it and paid attention to what’s happening on screen!
This pet peeve is here because, yeah, these things scare me. I’ll hold my pee till I get home if I have to. Don’t know what’s lurking around the corner (or in the toilet bowl) for that matter.
Here are some other great pet peeves that had me agreeing: Biggest Pet Peeves List.
What are YOUR pet peeves? Comment below!